this 📖 story AINT over 🙅
This newsletter includes mishaps, pantry storage, and a dip into May/December discourse.
Hello! You’ve reached kelsey’s corner, the only newsletter on the internet written and lovingly curated by me, Kelsey. This newsletter was written by a woman taking antibiotics for a sinus infection and therefore trying her best.
I’ve been having trouble adding in Spotify widgets so you’re suck with this. You’re welcome, America!
Even though it’s from four years ago I must present you with the oral history of the Folgers holiday incest commercial. This article has everything: earnest agency employees, chaotic incest shippers, and Veep’s Tim Simons. Some may say it’s the reason for the season!
extremely online corner | Check on the horny copypasta writers in your life. Also, here’s a banger wrap of 2023 memes - personal favorites include the cop slide (underrated, imho) and Angela Basset Did the Thing.
I’d LiKe To ApOlOgIzE tO mY wIfE aNd KiDs 🎶
Listen, we don’t need to celebrate another funky little white man who’s an “““expert””” reacting to things, and with that being said…these videos are fun and they have good vibes. :)
I liked May/December! I think it was silly and serious and thoughtful and goofy and ultimately very successful. It’s easy to watch on Netflix and totally worth your time. I think The Discourse™️ surrounding it is mostly overblown, but my favorite take came from the newsletter Garbage Day:
Anyways, it’s a good movie. People often make memes out of art that makes them uncomfortable. Charles Melton should win an Oscar. True crime-based entertainment is, by definition, dehumanizing. Five stars.
Real ones will remember that 100 years ago (August, approximately) I was on a furious path to revamping my apartment. I’m back, baby! I finally bought a bunch of pantry storage containers on Black Friday and they’ve fully changed how easy it is to find things in my oddly-located pantry. Next up I’m buying a portable dishwasher and I’m so excited.
I’ll be back on December 292 with my very final newsletter: a 2023 (and, stealthily, a five-year) wrap up. In the meantime, why don’t you check out the most-clicked link from our last newsletter — this very good Make Movies Shorter hat. And, if you want to follow me around the internet you can find a link to my other socials here.
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Your friend,
Kelsey
There are so many tiny BONES in your HANDS and they are very EASY to BREAK!!!
Depending on how much I consume over the next two weeks I might make the newsletter on the 29th a “normal” swan song and drop the recap on December 31. But I don’t know yet. I’m talking this through with you right now.